Where the Wind Blows and the Sunshine is no Game...
I have been zipping around working, kayaking and doing the family duties of this young Alabama boy. Last time we palavered, I was headed to Asheville and Alabama. Let’s start there…
I arrived at Asheville Regional Airport(they need to hire Southwest) to be picked up by Al Gregory. He drove me home to a place that I have not seen in 5 months. How strange… It has not changed much. It is late. I go to bed knowing that I arrived at a very convenient time. High Water Toxaway River tomorrow and maybe even the day after.
I wake up early due to some time changes. Toby McDermott is on my couch. Tanya Faux is in the guest bedroom. Nikki Kelly and John Grace are in the Treehouse. Before I know it, Tommy Hilike, Daniel Delavergne, Nate Elliott and Jennifer Cribbs are at my house ready for some action. John, Nikki and Tanya are packing for Russia. We swindled John with the need for Toxaway but Nikki and Tanya stay home and pack. Little Jen Cribbs is our special shuttle bug and we say “thank you, Big Big.”
We get to the put-in of the Toxaway River to find Pat Keller, Scott Harkey and their buddy from South Africa. They are waiting on us with their boats unloaded. Toxaway River is tooo high. The best quote is… “We can all go and some of us will make it, but someone is going to have a bad day.” Next river please…Horsepasteur too low but Whitewater is just right. This is great. I fly back to my home zone and get to paddle something fresh. Virginity is mine. The Whitewater was awesome and there is always Toxaway tomorrow.
John Grace is one day out from leaving for Russia, so he is out for day two but we still have Nate, Toby, Tommy, Pat, Scott and myself. First and foremost we run the first big slide and not the one Pat Keller ran(Can you say Big BIG?) and after the slide, Tommy and I are paddling and Tommy says, “You wanna here something wild?” When have I ever not wanted to hear something wild. I nod yeah and he smiles and He says in his proudest voice, “Polly and I are having a baby.” I smile, congratulate and recognize that my young pal Tommy is a ever changing-growing-soon-to-be-daddy. Congratulations Tommy and Polly and thank you BIG BIG that it isn’t my daddyhood arising on the horizon. Not yet anyhow.
All in all the day was awesome except for the fact that I bent the nose of Al Greggory’s boat, flipped and ran one rapid backwards. I busted my nose and eye at Wintergreen Falls after Tommy is jumping up and down yelling at me ”Run that motherfucker just like that!!!” This was after Pat Keller had just ran the rapid perfffffect. Speaking of Pat Keller- I have not seen anyone paddle as well and on there “Go Game” as Pat Keller. He also ran 40/40 that day as everyone else did the walk. Tommy hurt his ribs at Wintergreen and is take-out bound. We get there and go to check out this creek/waterfall which I stop short of and begin to head back to the take-out for my 4mile trek to the car. Al G let me use his roll-carriage system since my tote system is in Reno and my ankle is still broken (see previous post) and it does not like the idea of the hike at all. I get there and Nate and the boys arrive from the waterfall. It was too low. Nate says “we can push/pull the cart if you want?” Oh yeah. I need water so I drink the Toxaway and still my bowels are fine… We start going and I realize that Nate is in much better shape than me. I am starting to get leg and side cramps. We have to stop several times and then our cart dies. We separated the boats and let the toting begin. I am bonking. I tell myself just give it 1000 steps. I make it to about 333 and toss Al’s boat in the bushes. I gut the kayak and begin wobbling toward the take-out with my paddle and gear. I get to the road and see No car/truck and choose to walk right. Wrong choice. I walk for a couple miles and then hitch a ride and the guy tells me I need to go the other way. He gives me a ride and my legs and hands are cramping. I get back and Pat’s truck is there but Pat is looking for me. I walk up the trail blowing my whistle for about 30minutes and then bail back to the truck. Pat arrives soon enough. I tell my story and he laughs. We were supposed to be back at Tommy’s by 4:30pm but it 6:45pm and the boys have left. Pat gives me a ride and then we make it to Tommy and Polly’s announcement party at about 9:45pm where the food is limited, people are heading home and my cramps are worsening. I can’t sit down for any period of time or I cramp like a kid at football camp. I can’t drink beer cause I might puke. I go back the next day, retrieve Al’s kayak and make the journey from truck to truck in 39minutes. How lame. I hate giving up like that but sometimes we all find our limits. I seem to just encounter mine more often then my pals.
After the kayak recovery, I can’t make the Green and have to head south to Bama. I get there and spend three days helping my mom/dad move from one house to a storage unit and my sister’s house(mom and dad will stay here until they buy another one). I go to my newphew Maxwell’s 5th birthday party which is lots of fun at PUMP IT UP. This is a kinda Space Bounce phenomenon but more. After this I fly back to Reno to meet Jessie and hopefully catch up on some kayaking.
My little sugar pie is off with Scott Lindgren, Jenning Steger, Rusty Sage and Lizzy English in Oakhurst and paddling some rivers. That a girl. I drive Lizzy’s car there in the daytime without a/c and I sweat balls. Later, Lizzy complains cause her seat is wet from sweat. Rule #2…It is all about the juices. I arrive and the adventures of Chiquito Creek begin. Before Chiquito begins I catch up on some loving from Jessie and give up some blood to the local mosquitoes of Oakhurst CA.
The first day sucks on Chiquito but we have traded Jenning and Lizzy for some kayaker boys, Polk Deters and Andrew Holcombe.. Chiquito turned out to be a portage mongrel and for some reason we tried to do another section the second day and Jessie decided she had already had enough from Day One and ran shuttle (smart little lady) and let me say loud and clear—“CHIQUITO HAS NO BANANAS.” The second day was 9 hours of portaging with 2 decent rapids. The river went underground TWICE. I am thinking this is some good leg work. We hiked up. We hiked down. We hiked around. We hiked up. We hiked down. We hiked around. We even hiked on the actual dry riverbed. We made the trip and had mexican food in Oakhurst. We discuss where and what to do next, for my time is short before I get back to work. We go to Tenaya Creek and she was too low and that kinda wraps up the cycle of kayaking and Jessie, Riley and I head to Hemet, CA for a little work.
I work eight days and then fly back to Birmingham for a “HALE” Family Reunion in Doyline, LA. I ride with my brother-in-law John to Louisiana and let the good times rooooolll. Saturday night my dad’s cousin Steve Hale has a outdoor party with good food and plenty of liquor. I help everyone get the buzz with lemondrops and even do a shotgun with my cousin Jason Hale. But for the climax of the evening, Steve has a band and they play but get this…. His band’s name is TIGHT MONKEY. I have never ever met anyone who does not like TIGHT MONKEY. It was also Steve’s anniversary and 50th birthday. We also celebrated the fact that everyone loves TIGHT MONKEY, and they put on quite a performance. I love the Hale family.
Enough of that for now. We make it back to Bama Sunday and then I fly back to Reno on Monday. I hopefully will get some kayaking in this go around. Jessie picks me up 1.5 hours late. That is my girlfriend. Good thing I had a book and it was only 103 degrees outside. We head to Jay Kincaid and Lisa Beckstead’s house to pick up the remainder of our belongings and we say thank ya. We drive to Little Dave Garringer’s house trying to get some kayaking organized. Benny Coleman shows up and we roll out. Two trucks, a dog, a chick and three dudes… what else are we missing? Lizzy of course. She meets us at Casa Loma for some Cherry Creek Proper kayaking. We all manage to meet for breakfast and use Jessie’s truck and Lizzy’s car for shuttle. We put in and it is an awesome run at somewhere between 2000cfs and 2300cfs. No swims and lots of fun, though Lizzy’s car gets a flat tire on the takeout road and we are forced to hike out in 124 degree heat in the sun. The next day we are hoping for North Stanislaus but it is still too high. Benny decides to spend the day scouting Upper Cherry, which leaves me and Little Dave with the ladies for Cherry Proper run number 2. The day was awesome. The lunch break was romantic. Little Dave swam right after lunch in the largest hole on the river that he sent Benny through the day before. Seems he should have saved a little something for the river instead of leaving it at the lunch stop.
The girls get the boat. I get the paddle and Little Dave smiles and laughs as always. Just so you know…Captain Cankles tried to get me to run that hole. But since the ladies have been in the SLP kayaking program, they have been leading when on the river and I was following my girl around the hole. Well that does it for this kayak session and here I sit at the Best Western in Hemet, CA getting ready to go to work for about 4 more nights and then off to Upper Cherry Creek and then who knows where the wind may blow…
I have learned the last several weeks…
That rivers come and go.
Families rock and roll.
Friends always try to make friends see..
Happiness is my goal.
And…
Everyone loves TIGHT MONKEY.